幽默英语片段

1、 A:Are you alone?

  B:All… All the time.

  A:Oh,I'm sorry to hear that Stu.

  B:Can... Can I to be your friend?

  A:I've got enough.

2、 A:But you've got to know this one.

  (Jackson+music)

  B:I know my music. 

  A:Of course.

  B:I'm a music aficionado.

  A:Everyone loves music.

  B:I love music more than most.

  A:Yes!

  B:Diana Ross!

  ……

  A:For god's sake  Stu.Let's just move to the next story.

3、 M: 结账吧。

  W: Let me ring that up.

  M: No,no,Let me.

  W: Let me.

  M: OK...

4、 A:You are too Gou ! Are you participating in the “Bi Gou Da Sai”?

  A:OK, you win!

To be continued……

原文地址:https://www.cnblogs.com/kwseeker-bolgs/p/4344485.html