简单地总结下双十一对“老婆”的评价

双十一，一天就要收n条邮件，都是各种优惠券促销什么的，另外听到最多的就是要按住“老婆”，以免发生悲剧。

有些人要请假回家看住老婆，有的打算在那天上班前输错三次支付宝密码。当然，还有更多......

是我还年轻，我无法理解的了。我想，就算结婚了也懒得管钱吧，多麻烦的事情啊。

花了几分钟，就简单地记录下大家对“老婆”的描述，大致上就是这么个意思：

    public class Money
    {
        public double Amount { get; private set; }
    }

    public interface IHusband
    {
        double AllMoney { get;}

        Money TakeMoneyFrom(double amount);
    }

    public abstract class WomanBase
    {
        public WomanBase()
        {
            var timer = new Random(this.MaxBurnMoneyCycleInMilliSeconds);
            var burnMoneyThread = new Thread(new ThreadStart(() =>
            {
                while (true)
                {
                    Thread.Sleep(timer.Next());
                    BurnMoney();
                }
            }));
        }

        public int MaxBurnMoneyCycleInMilliSeconds = int.MaxValue;

        public abstract void BurnMoney();
    }

    public class Wife : WomanBase
    {
        IHusband _husband;
        public IHusband Husband
        {
            get
            {
                return _husband;
            }
            private set
            {
                _husband = value;
            }
        }

        public bool Marry(IHusband newHusband)
        {
            if (Husband != null && Husband.AllMoney > 0
                || newHusband.AllMoney > Husband.AllMoney)
            {
                Husband = newHusband;
                return true;
            }

            return false;
        }

        public void Divorce()
        {
            throw new Exception();
        }

        public void Divorce(Money aLotOfMoney)
        {
            Husband = null;
        }

        public override void BurnMoney()
        {
            var random = new Random(Convert.ToInt32(Husband.AllMoney));
            var money = Husband.TakeMoneyFrom(random.Next());
            money = null;
            GC.Collect();
        }
    }

事实上有那么恐怖吗？

那就顺便赚个外快吧，双十一推出最新业务：在当天凌晨代错误输入老婆支付宝账号、网银密码三次，不成功不要钱，反正也没有剩下的了吧。